Contact Us

So you want to contact the guys at CircusAfterDark?

We love getting e-mails. Especially hate mail from the Loyal Order of the Defenders of the Foreskin. We also enjoy e-mails from women that would like us to father their children. We don't provide that service but we like reading the requests.

Our email address is CafterD @ gmail.com

Little Bobby will read every e-mail you send and forward them to us if they aren't a complete waste of our valuable time.

Linking Policy

We get a lot of link requests so we decided to post our linking policy. Our linking policy is simple. We link sites we like. We do not link sites because they link us. If your site blows, you will not get a link. If your site is funny or interesting in an original way, we'll throw you a link.

Oh, there's one more thing. It's a secret but we'll let you in on it because you look like a righteous dude. The site gets NO traffic. You think its gets traffic but it doesn't. It looks like it should get traffic but it don't.

If your site is a week old and has porn on it, its getting more traffic than this site. If it's not, you're an idiot.

Writing for Circus After Dark

You're a struggling writer that makes all your buds lol. Writing for CafterD would be fun and profitable. You're half right. It would be fun. But none of us get paid. Yeah, that's OK, you're thinking, the exposure! I'll write for youse guys and the agents will my inbox with offers. Here's a secret we have only previously revealed to those individuals seeking a link, nobody visits this site. We know, it looks like the kind of site someone might visit but they don't.

Lovers of their Own Foreskin

Bring it on boys! We love you guys! Nobody is scarier. Nobody is funnier. Foreskin Nazis are the freakin' best. We dared to make fun of you now make us pay.