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Art Appreciation 101 - Pinup Art

I'm taking a look back using art. Art as it represents women. We can't go too far back. That would require research, an actual appreciation of aesthetics and some knowledge of art. We'll go back 50 or so years to a genre we all can appreciate - broads in skirts.
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Snow White and the Medicated Dwarves

Snow White has all the dwarves on human growth hormone, and has carefully selected prescriptions for each of their individual "quirks."

The Vermont BJ Company

No hims want a teddy bear. Even the gay guys I know don't want teddy bears. Teddy bears are for kids and chicks. An idea. What could Vermont send to a him that he would always want regardless of sexual preference? Blow jobs!

The Hot MILFS of Network TV

For all the talk of reality shows, TV doesn't show reality for shit. Have you ever taken a look at the couples that make up most of the TV sitcom world? It doesn't matter what the so-called funny guy looks like or what character he's supposed to be, he always gets a hot chick as a wife.

A Golden Guide to the Seashore

The seashore fascinates those of us who return to it. There is the obvious attraction to the beauty, change and movement of the recurrent rhythms of tides, surf and a finely shaped ass, barely clad in a thong, walking along the shore directly in front of you....

My Paris Hilton Sex Tape

Yeah, I put the moves on Paris Hilton, and her sister. It happened a couple of years ago in Atlantic City. So how does a loser like Bob Melonosky get to bang two ultra-rich socialites? Listen my brothers and you shall hear, of my midnight ride on the Hilton rear. I'd just won a little scratch at Caesars and was heading out the door when I noticed two hot chicks waiting near the curb. I'm pretty educated...

Yankee Stadium Memorabilia

Yankee Stadium, the hallowed hall of heroes and legends, is for sale! Sweiner Sports, in partnership with the most celebrated sports team in the known universe, the incredible New York Yankees, for the first time ever, is making available every last piece of crap we can pry off the venerable, old ballpark!

Knocked Up by a Jew? No!
or KNOCKED UP BY A JUNO

Dim-witted slut Jamie Lynn Spears meets a nice boy in church, spreads her legs, and nine months later out pops a baby -- and it's Jewish!

How to Eat Pussy
with special guest CARMEN ELECTRA

Funny, educational and lip-smacking delicious.
Guaranteed results in as little as 3 weeks!

And Disney Created Woman...
HOT DISNEY BABES IN TROUBLE!

Human Flesh versus Acetate - Everybody is a winner!!!

The Dead Pope Sketch

Courtesy of Fox News, Shepard Smith and the late, greatPope

The Poughkeepsie Journal News did some hard hitting reporting this morning with their exposé on the hot babes of Westchester County. Hidden within the article was the toe of a camel.
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Hot, Canadian babes are often hard to tell apart from hot, lesbian babes. They share many common characteristics. Why is this important? If you are a man, trying to pick up a lesbian babe can be difficult and may result in embarassing public rejections. If you are a lesbian that isn't too discriminating, a Canadian lesbian can often be acquired for the price of a beer.
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There used to be a photo of Alyssa Milano's puffy nipples in the How to Eat Pussy bit until her mom got involved. >READ MORE<